~ Das Ei ist die Welt ~

Title: Lost and Held
Author: gatewaygirl
Characters: Sirius, Peter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Castration, sex, cross-dressing, manipulation
Themes/kinks chosen: Eunuchs/Castrati, Costumes
Word Count: 5,317
Summary: An accident gives Sirius and Peter a shared secret
Author's notes: November prompts included the theme "eunuchs/castrati". It's listed in the tags as "castration", which would have been a rather different story. I have been as accurate as I could manage with the theme, but certainly do not guarantee all details are correct. ;-) Thanks to Clauclauclaudia for very short-notice beta work.


( Lost and Held )

Title: One Dark And Stormy Evening
Pairing: Al/Scorpius
Rating: NC-17 for language, graphic sex
Word Count: about 2,050
Summary: Al and Scorpius drink Polyjuice to look like their dads; hilarity and fucking ensue.
Warnings: They're both 17 and acting their age.  Does teenage stupidity need a warning? 
Disclosure Statement: two large bags of Chili Cheese Fritos and a nice bottle of Riesling were killed in the making of this fic. 
Notes and thanks: Happy belated birthday, Jana!  I tried to combine your present with this month's drunken fanfic challenge -- hence the title, stolen from the prompt -- but didn't get off my arse in time to post it there, so it morphed into something even stranger.  Hope you enjoy it.  :D

ETA: Jana got the bunny for this fic from bryoneybrynn 's hilarious work of staggering genius, Another...and Another...and, Fuck It, Just Leave Me the Bottle.  It's 1,200 words of sheer brilliance.

Title: The Greater Goodzilla and the Doomed Gingerbread Castle of Doom.
Artist: didodikali
Media: pencil.
Characters: Albus, Gellert.
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Haha. No.
Themes/kinks chosen: costumes, symphorophilia

( Rarrrgh! Rahhhr! Graaahr! Arrrrhahahahahaha! )

We need a pinch hitter! We're looking for someone who can write romance, smut, and light kink, preferably someone good with threesomes. No dark!fic or heavy kink for this one, sorry. The deadline for the pinch hit will be November 30.

If you're interested, email the Snupin Santa mods at snupin_santa @ yahoo.com. Thanks!

Title: Standing Outside the Fire
Pairings: Snape/Lupin (explicit) and Harry/Hermione/Draco (implied only)
Rating: NC-17 eventually. Brought to you by Dizilla who convinced me I could write porn, Thanks Diz!
Author: azurerosa
Summary: How does a Gryffindor court a Slytherin until he wants to be part of his life?
( Standing Outside the Fire part one )

Title: Required Relief
Author: alisanne
Characters: Neville Longbottom/?
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: BDSM.
Themes/kinks chosen: Clamps
Word Count: 1850
Summary: There are some nights the Neville just needs a break from being in command.
Author's notes: Thanks to sevfan and eeyore9990 for their assistance.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Required Relief )

Title: Office Boy
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: EWE, probably. Also, see theme.
Theme chosen: Nipple clamps
Word Count: ~2,500
Summary: Harry watched the single bead of sweat slide down the side of Malfoy's face, slipping behind his ear and disappearing into his hair, and Harry's body gave a shiver at the thought of what was causing Malfoy's tension.
Author's notes: This is for marguerite_26, who was the most insanely tireless cheerleader and beta for my hd_career_fair story last month when I turned into a whinging snowflake of epic proportions and was wringing my hands over ever having been mad enough to sign up for an H/D fest. :) She suggested Harry/Teddy, actually, when I insisted on writing her a reward, but that shall have to wait for another day, because lo, now it seems my brain is all LET'S WRITE MOAR H/D OKAY. :/

( Office Boy )

This is a reminder to all RETURNING participants in Snupin Santa that your deadline is November 15! You must have your story or art OR an extension request submitted by that date.

All necessary submission information is in your assignment email, in the rules post, AND on the rules page of the Snupin Santa archive, so please reference one of your THREE resources for header guidelines, formatting, etc.

Title: Protective Heart
Author: lilyseyes
Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Challenge: severus_sighs: canon!Severus – the one that lives in my (and Harry's) heart
Rating: PG
Length: 339
Warnings: *AU, EWE, Mpreg, and fluff*
Summary: Severus is protective of those he cares for.
Disclaimer: JKR owns the Potterverse – I just play in it. No money is made from these amateur works.
Beta: The wonderful the_minx_17 ~ Thanks, darling!

( Protective Heart )

Title: Detention
Author: unbroken_halo
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Costumes
Other Warnings: wall sex, role playing, bottom!Snape
Word Count: 1,100
Summary/Description: Severus supervises Harry's detention.
Author's Notes: Err… I chickened out of the clamp/torture fic I had planned, so you get Snarry instead, yay! Thanks to eeyore9990 for the encouragement and the superfast beta! *mucha smoocha* darling.

( Detention )

Kinky Kristmas begins posting in one month! Is everyone as excited as we are?? We don't want anyone to miss out on all the fabulous art and fic that will be posted here in December, so we have banners to remind everyone to keep an eye on us. Feel free to snag them and advertise if you'd like!

This year's fantastic banners are courtesy of hollyboo2001. :D




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( Lots more behind the cut! )

Title: In the Night Kitchen

Artist: Karasu Hime

Excerpt: Um, I have no idea how to do a thumbnail, so here's the link = http://www.ssf-moonshadow.com/art/archives/InterludeinKitchen.jpg

Commentary: I always pictured this as an exhausted Severus avoiding Hogwarts and sneaking into Grimmauld Place instead. He goes to the kitchen to relax in the quiet, gather his thoughts while nursing a strong cup of black tea. Now tea isn't just throwing the bag in hot water straight out of the microwave. To really enjoy tea, you have to do it right and have the right tea! For this, I imagine Severus going for a black tea, slightly biting to wake his senses up and loaded with caffeine to keep him going just a little bit longer.

Source: Alton Brown's Perfect Cup of Tea Recipe @ http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/perfect-cup-of-tea-recipe/index.html

Ingredients:
4 heaping teaspoons loose tea
4 cups water

Instructions:
Place loose tea leaves into a warmed tea kettle. Pour heated water over loose tea leaves. Let steep. Strain tea and serve.
*Note: For Oolong and Green tea, water should simmer at 200 degrees F. and 180 degrees F.
*For Irish and English tea bring water to a full boil.
*Black tea should soak for 3 to 5 minutes. Oolong tea should soak for 4 to 7 minutes. Green Tea should soak for 2 to 3 minutes.

Submitted by: wolfiefics (Bagoas Alexandros or Wolfie, whichever you prefer)

My Co-Ed Naked FanFiccing Slytherin stainless steel travel mug from Fiction Alley aeons ago broke last week. It wobbles. I need a new mug, preferably something Harry Potter. It has to have a lid too, per work's requirements on liquids in the office. I would like my fellow Snupiners to let me know if there are any Snupin, Snape or Lupin travel mugs somewhere that I can snag up for my morning tea drinking enjoyment. I am most desolate and hate my boring, unadorned cheapo from KMart. The nasty thing. It has no niftyness, durn it!

Mayhap we should do one for the group? Some nifty Snupiny setup? It must be work safe, of course...

Thoughts? Advice? Help for the pitiful?

Wolfie/Bagoas Alexandros

Poll #4535 Beat eeyore9990 in Jello Groping Wrestling!
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

What kind of drabble do you want leela_cat to write?

How many of my wonderful flist just want the damnable work project finished so that I can WRITE fluffy smexing myself?

Artist: shadowycat
Title: Embrace
Pairing: SS/RL
Rating: I'm going to err on the side of caution and say NC-17. Definitely NWS.
Medium: Pencil
Disclaimer: Not mine, I'd have been kinder.
Warnings: Nudity
Notes: I haven't done a lot of male nudes, and those art classes were a very long time ago, so I hope it's okay.

( Embrace )

The themes for October 2009 were:

1. edible aphrodisiacs
2. hyphephilia (arousal by touching fabrics or garments)
3. sperm banks (place kink, semen kink, fertility story, etc.)
4. tourniquets (blood flow restriction)
- with alternate pairing Romilda Vane/Angelina Johnson

( Monthly Masterlist, October 2009 )

One Shots
[x] alisanne: About Mr. Right [PG]
[x] anonymous: Battle Born [PG-13]
[x] atypicalsnowman: A Dark and Stormy Night Never Seemed So Scary [PG]
[x] atypicalsnowman: The Ones In Between [PG]
[x] lemondropseven: Defeated in Victory [PG-13]
[x] torina_archelda: Once Earned [PG]
[x] torina_archelda: Where No One Was Looking [G]
[x] torina_archelda: Home [PG]

Works In Progress
[x] atypicalsnowman: Pains and Contradictions has been posted up to Chapter 27 [R- NC-17]
[x] kibatsu: Nights of Gethsemane has been posted up to Chapter 54 [NC-17]
[x] the_con_cept: It Sucks to be Severus Snape has been posted up to Chapter 8 [NC-17]

Drabbles And Ficlets
[x] Kyrie: Some Rescue [PG]
[x] alisanne: A Good Review [PG]
[x] alisanne: Breakfast of Champions [PG-13]
[x] alisanne: Doing His Duty [G]
[x] alisanne: Fruity Flavour [R]
[x] alisanne: In The Spirit [PG]
[x] alisanne: Lion in a Den of Snakes [PG]
[x] alisanne: Living On [G]
[x] atypicalsnowman: Sometimes Warnings Are Silly [PG-13]
[x] fancypantsdylan: What They Don't Tell You [PG-13]
[x] joanwilder: Building Beauty [PG]
[x] kibatsu: Halloween Drabble [Unrated]
[x] lilyseyes: Protective Heart [PG]
[x] lilyseyes: Samhain Distrust [R] chan
[x] naturegirlrocks: End of an Era [PG]
[x] quixe: Foiled Again [PG]
[x] shadowess: Family [G]
[x] sillypowers: Growing Up [PG]
[x] sillypowers: Sleeping Arrangements [PG]
[x] snarry_ldws: Week 6 Drabbles [PG - R]
[x] torina_archelda: Harry's Halloween by Torina Archelda [G]
[x] torina_archelda: Loss [G]
[x] torina_archelda: With You [PG]
[x] torino10154: Heat [NC-17]
[x] torino10154: One More Time [PG-13]
[x] torino10154: Seaworthy [PG-13]
[x] vividzephyr: Living in the Past [PG-13]
[x] weasleybits: End of An Era [G]

Art And Icons
[x] Yuki-Almasy: The Magic of Autumn [Unrated]
[x] tessisamess: Snarry Art [Unrated] NSFW
[x] veridian_dair : Undivided Attention (WS) [PG]
[x] weasleybits: Halloween Suckfest [G]

Miscellaneous
[x] potionssnitches: Weekend Update for October 25th

This Newsletter
[x] Send your Snape/Harry news to sshp.prophet@gmail.com!

Today is a very special day, as we all know. Not only is it Halloween, a favorite holiday for many of us, but it's Lore's birthday! That's plenty of reason for Snupiners everywhere to celebrate all by itself!

As a gift, scribbulus_ink and I have written a fic, which we'll be posting over the next few days. We hope you enjoy, darling - happy birthday and thank you for all the fantastic things you do for Snupin and for being a fantastic friend!

Title: Takes the Cake (part I)
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Summary: A special competition on the high successful cable show "Takes the Cake" pits two-time winner Severus Snape against equally successful Remus Lupin. As things heat up in the kitchen, will Remus be able to convince Severus that they share more than just a passion for baking?
Rating: R
Warnings: None

Title: Black Velvet
Artist: hollyboo2001
Media: pencil sketch, scanned, lines & color in PhotoShop
Characters: James and Lily Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Het
Themes/kinks chosen: hyphephilia
Artist's notes: James getting his freak on with Lily and that touch of velvet. This is my first post on Daily Deviant. So please, ya'll bare with me, I fail at posting stuff.


( Black Velvet )